Ryan Ross

840px:

life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

r0utinebiteshard:

How I emerged from the womb

whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife
onemorehippie:

Twt: @OneMoreHippie

onemorehippie:

Twt: @OneMoreHippie

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

repeals:

spork:

spork:

I’m a plastic utensil with a blog… just let that sink in. 
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has it sunk in yet?

i love this fucking blog its run by the sassiest spork i know! 

partynoxious:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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