life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
How I emerged from the womb
school supply list:
- portable charger
I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
you know what sounds good
I’m a plastic utensil with a blog… just let that sink in.
has it sunk in yet?
i love this fucking blog its run by the sassiest spork i know!
when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years